Always Bitter

It appears that I'm a bitter sleeper. Caroline came back from run, and laid down next to me. I was asleep, so I have to take her word for what I did. Apparently, a little while after she laid down, I said, "It's fuckin' hot", then rolled out of the blankets onto the corner of the futon with a scowl on my face. She said she had to coax the scowl off my face with a massage. Another time, I apparently pushed her across the futon because I was too hot. Ha ha ha. I have absolutely no recollection of either incidents, so you better not mess with me while I'm sleeping, because I can't be held responsible for my actions.

Shut Up Hooker

This Friday I met up with Jen to do some pre-Tokyo drinking at her place. I got there and her apartment was so filthy I refused to take off my shoes. We ended up buying a bottle of vodka and I ended up drinking a bit too much. I was somehow able to fit an entire night's worth of drunken stages into about an hour. I guess that's what you get when you start drinking a bunch of alcohol on an empty stomach (I was able to eat a bit of food, but it was right before I started getting really sick...maybe it was the food...ha ha ha). Whoops. At least Jen and I were able to have an awesome conversation.

It went something like this.

Jeremy: Oh fuck, I'm gonna puke.

Jen: Hurry up so we can go.

Jeremy: Whatever. BLEEEEGH!! HUUUURRRLL!! BLARRRGH!!...

Jen: Want some natto?

Jeremy: Fuck you I hate you.

Jen: You really look sick.

Jeremy: zzzzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzz...

I think it's obvious enough that we didn't end up making it to Tokyo. Anyways, you live and you learn. From this I learned that, although gummy bears alone will make your puke taste like fruit punch, gummy bears mixed with normal food just tastes like puke.

It's Onomatopoeia Time, Onomatopoea!

Me: This is the gold medal that I won.

Student: This is the gold medal that I...

Teacher: Won*.

Student: ...that I...

Teacher: Won...Won. Won**.

Everyone (except teacher): Ha ha ha ha ha.


*Won sounds like "wan", which is the Japanese equalivalant to "woof", so the students were laughing because she sounded like she was barking.

**At this point she was irritated, so the tone of her voice made it even more like a dog's bark.