Always Bitter

It appears that I'm a bitter sleeper. Caroline came back from run, and laid down next to me. I was asleep, so I have to take her word for what I did. Apparently, a little while after she laid down, I said, "It's fuckin' hot", then rolled out of the blankets onto the corner of the futon with a scowl on my face. She said she had to coax the scowl off my face with a massage. Another time, I apparently pushed her across the futon because I was too hot. Ha ha ha. I have absolutely no recollection of either incidents, so you better not mess with me while I'm sleeping, because I can't be held responsible for my actions.