Gaywads of the World...UNITE!

Mature Conversations Between Genei

Jeremy
check out How I Became the Bomb!* because I think you'll like them because they're pretty much awesomer than everything. Not really, but they're damn good and in one song they use the word australopithecine.

Joe
This band is sweet. I like them so far. You should email me all their songs… I think they have a mini album that has like 7 tracks from what I looked up…anyways…you’re gay



PS you really are a gay

Jeremy
like i have their whole album...wait...i do....ok

Jeremy
I'm only sending these in hopes of getting some sweet action from you, America's #1 he-bitch, Joseph Uggibagooie. I hear your last name is an onomatopoeia for the sounds you make while getting it on with your Brazilian lover Raul. Sexy. Gay hole!

Joe
Onomatopoeia - 10 cool points for using that 5 dollar word

Jeremy
I'd rather have $5. Your cool points aren't worth shit. Once I tried to redeem them for a new yo-yo and the store clerk laughed in my face. I was sad, and from that day I swore revenge on you!

Joe
Yes.. .well don’t tell anyone else about my cool points fraud. If the word gets out I wont be able to use them for trade.

Jeremy
Ok. Just make sure you give it to Raul really good once for me.

Joe
Raul is gentle… and don’t tell me what to do

Jeremy
You can't tell him, but Raul confided in me that he's growing increasingly bored with your "gentle caresses and timid penetration". I'm just trying to save your relationship.

Joe
You’re a good friend. Thanks. But your** still extremely homosexual. And not just homosexual… you’re homo-gay. By the by, why you talking to Raul behind my back you floozy..

Jeremy
He told me if he trained me I could get the title of "superhead".

Jeremy
By the way. I just got done teaching a class, and one of the characters in an English exercise was named Dick. I laughed when I read it.

*Special thanks to Caroline for introducing them to me.
**It's "you're (which stands for 'you are')" not "your" dipshit! Ha ha ha ha. What can I expect from a filthy Egyptian immigrant? Just kidding Joe. You got it write more times than most people do.